Posts Tagged ‘sideboob’

Word to the wise

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

Here are some signs that your bikini top is too small:

1) You have sideboobs.

2) You have underboobs.

3) You have both sideboobs and underboobs.

If you’re still not sure, take a look in the mirror and ask yourself, “does all this extra boob-spillage look normal?”  If you’re still uncertain, you should probably stay away from bikinis altogether.