Posts Tagged ‘inflatable bikini’

Safety First

Monday, August 2nd, 2010

Women around the world can now feel sexy AND safe at the beach. By donning this inflatable bikini, if you’re ever in distress while out in the water, just pump up the top and bottom and let the air float you to the top. Not sure how well it’ll actually stay on when inflated but at least you’ll feel safe. Better than wearing kids’ water wings, right? Or I guess you could just learn how to swim. There’s always that option.

As for the guys, sorry. For the time being, you’ll justĀ  have to fend for yourselves.