Posts Tagged ‘food’

Fast Food Bikini

Monday, September 2nd, 2013


Ladies, if your man is addicted to fast food. No worries. Just wear this fast food bikini whenever he gets the urge to leave the house.

Meat Bikini

Monday, November 8th, 2010

Oh Lady Gaga, what WON’T you wear?

Guess it comes as no surprise that after her debut in a meat dress that a meat bikini would follow. Obviously, this was a stunt for Vogue Japan but the thought of draping slabs of red meat all over yourself kind of grosses me out. After a while it’d smell, you’d be cold, you’d probably start to wonder what kinds of things are seeping into your skin.

Personally, I’d rather eat it, not wear it.

Beef Jerky + Bikini = Brief Jerky

Monday, August 9th, 2010

Three words that should never come together but unfortunately have are “beef”, “jerky” and “bikini”. Yes, these things are actually made out of real beef jerky and if that wasn’t enough, they have been bedazzled. It looks like the design is similar to that of a diaper with sides that you can adjust or perhaps are made out of elastic. From far away they could even pass as a pair of Hanky Pankys, but don’t be fooled. Can someone actually move comfortably in one of these? I don’t even want to think about the smell. The designers have made it clear that these bottoms are not for consumption, but I’m not sure if any nearby dogs will care. If anyone out there actually buys AND wear these, please share your tale.

Watermelon Bikini

Friday, July 16th, 2010

I don't know what it is with people and wanting to turn food into bikinis. Food is edible, bikinis not so much.  Do people really want to be able to eat their bikinis? Is there some edible swimwear fetish that I'm not aware of? I hope not because that would just be weird.  Granted, this doesn't look like a real bikini.  Looks more like this girl thought this watermelon was too delicious and wanted to hold the rinds closer to her naked bosom…which is also weird….

Conclusion: People are weird.

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