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Beef Jerky + Bikini = Brief Jerky

Monday, August 9th, 2010

Three words that should never come together but unfortunately have are “beef”, “jerky” and “bikini”. Yes, these things are actually made out of real beef jerky and if that wasn’t enough, they have been bedazzled. It looks like the design is similar to that of a diaper with sides that you can adjust or perhaps are made out of elastic. From far away they could even pass as a pair of Hanky Pankys, but don’t be fooled. Can someone actually move comfortably in one of these? I don’t even want to think about the smell. The designers have made it clear that these bottoms are not for consumption, but I’m not sure if any nearby dogs will care. If anyone out there actually buys AND wear these, please share your tale.