A seashell bikini top, as a novelty items go, is fine. If you’re in Hawaii or some other tropical paradise and feel like being a tourist, go ahead and strap one on. My issue here is the bottom. If you’ve ever been barefoot on a beach full of seashells, you know that these things are not fun to walk on. So if you like that kind of discomfort near your nether regions, then by all means, go for it. While it’s a sexy look for a photo shoot, I wouldn’t recommend chasing after a Frisbee or going jet-skiing in one of these.