I am not quite sure where to begin with this atrocious Halloween bikini.  First of all, we obviously cannot all look like Brazilian supermodels, but know when something is simply not flattering for your shape.  The top is clearly too small, though it is hard to tell what it actually looks like because of the way she has it twisted into an attempt at a strapless top.  This triangle top was never meant to be worn bandeau style.  Also, this woman’s fat is oozing out at the sides.  Not cute.  Let’s discuss the bottom, shall we?  While I am thankful that this is not a micro bikini, it still looks pretty bad.  The orange and black reminds me of Halloween, as previously mentioned and I do not think it makes for flattering bikini colors.  Also, this woman’s thighs seem to have a scary abundance of cellulite.  I would suggest a sarong or other type of cover up.  To make matters even worse, she has chosen to style her hair in horrific corn rows.  Unless she is attending a contest for scariest Halloween costume, I think she should seriously consider getting out of sight as soon as possible.