Archive for the ‘Celebrities’ Category

The Importance of Support

Monday, November 29th, 2010

Long and leggy Uma Thurman has the height that most women would love to have. But I guess being tall has its drawbacks like super slouching. She may be hunched over for a reason and this just happens to be a really bad photo, but the slouchy posture is not lending her cleavage a good look. In fact, it looks like this tank top-like bikini top is about to leave her hanging. So word to the wise: Don’t slouch and sag.

Crack is Whack, Part 2

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

It seems that Kate Moss is following in Sienna Miller’s footsteps. Both have been caught with their bottoms partway down as they climb out from the water. Perhaps crack flashing is the cool new thing to do. By the way, where is her bikini top? ?

Simple Logic

Monday, November 15th, 2010

It was only a matter of time. Big Boobs Heidi and her little strapless bikini to were bound to part ways. A little band of fabric is not going to keep you covered, especially if you’re splashing about bouncing around your silicone-filled tatas. Not very smart. Then again, this is the person who had a 10 plastic surgery procedures all in one go at the ripe old age of 23.

Meat Bikini

Monday, November 8th, 2010

Oh Lady Gaga, what WON’T you wear?

Guess it comes as no surprise that after her debut in a meat dress that a meat bikini would follow. Obviously, this was a stunt for Vogue Japan but the thought of draping slabs of red meat all over yourself kind of grosses me out. After a while it’d smell, you’d be cold, you’d probably start to wonder what kinds of things are seeping into your skin.

Personally, I’d rather eat it, not wear it.

Bikini Stuffing

Monday, October 18th, 2010

When I think of stuffing, I think of Thanksgiving and turkey dinners. When I think of bikini stuffing, something like this comes to mind. I’m not sure how wearing this bikini top on seemed like a good idea, but apparently Tara Reid didn’t care. With the amount of spillage going on here, it’s obvious this top is too small. I wonder what the bottoms looked like.