Archive for the ‘Celebrities’ Category

Crack is Whack

Tuesday, May 25th, 2010

Uh oh, looks like Sienna Miller made the mistake of flashing bystanders because her bikini didn’t fit very well.  I wear bikinis.  I get it.  Stuff like this happens.  But it usually only happens when the bikini has been worn way too many times and has lost all sense of elasticity and resilience.  Or maybe the suit was just too big to begin with.  Either way, it resulted in a serious blooper.  Let this be a warning to all of us the importance of wearing a bikini that fits properly.  Nice arms though.

Crack is whack

Too Skinny

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

If you didn’t recognize her, this is a photo of Nicole Richie.  Yes, she looks really skinny.  In fact, I think she looks too skinny.  While she can wear a bandeau top with ease and avoid having to make any tugging adjustments on top, the bottoms are another issue.  Is it just me or do those bottoms look more like a sagging loincloth on the verge of being blown up by an sudden gust of wind?  The excess amount of fabric makes it look way too big (thus making her look way too small) and I don’t even want to know what the back looks like.  Really, I think she looked better when she was pregnant.

Too thin