
It would probably be pretty safe to say you can’t afford this bikini. It’s made from flawless white diamonds set in platinum, and it’ll set ya back a cool 30 mil. The only celebrity crazy (and rich) enough to make such a purchase is none other than Tiger Woods. He recently bought this bikini after his divorce was final. Wonder who the lucky gal is? Or maybe he just bought it to wear around the house on Saturdays. Because, you know, he is Tiger Woods and all.
Celebutard and repeated parole violator Lindsay Lohan is shown here wearing a stylish new ankle bracelet along with her bikini. I swear whenever I see someone wearing one of these, it always reminds me of those electronic fences they have for dogs. I suppose Lindsay’s ankle bracelet performs much the same function. That doesn’t change the fact that she looks great in a bikini though!
Here’s the lovely Evangeline Lilly trying to surf in Hawaii. Turns out the surf got the best of her and tried to take her bottoms right off. This is one bikini mistake I’m super happy to have seen as I’m sure most of you here will agree with.
Poor Whitney Port. Her bikini just won’t stay on. The multi-colored leopard print string tie bikini looks like it has a mind of its own. The cups are migrating west while the bottoms are migrating south. Perhaps she just got tumbled in a big wave (hey, it’s possible) or maybe it’s an old suit and the elastic has worn away. Or maybe she should get just a bikini that fits.