Archive for the ‘Celebrities’ Category

Tanning Mom Lip Love

Monday, October 14th, 2013

Tanning mom looks more natural in these bikini pictures but what’s up with the lip?

Tan Mom Bikini Slur

Thursday, September 26th, 2013

Look who’s here – it’s Tan Mom! But she never really left us. She was just preparing for her come back. Good job on the new “non-burned” look. Love it!

Rebel Wilson Watermelon Bikini

Monday, September 23rd, 2013

Comedic actress Rebel Wilson tries to get a laugh wearing a watermelon bikini.

Charlie Sheen Bikini Mistake or Monumental?

Monday, August 12th, 2013

You decide. You have to admit that the man is a genius when it comes to self marketing and hanging out with lovely models.

Rich Bikini Perks

Thursday, June 27th, 2013

The perks of being the 20 yr old girlfriend to fashion designer Roberto Cavalli are totally glamorous. This poor girl has the task of spraying down her much older boyfriend. It’s probably a good thing that she’s already seen his body parts but what separates her from being a candy striper at a nursing home?

The 30 million dollar bikini

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

It would probably be pretty safe to say you can’t afford this bikini. It’s made from flawless white diamonds set in platinum, and it’ll set ya back a cool 30 mil. The only celebrity crazy (and rich) enough to make such a purchase is none other than Tiger Woods. He recently bought this bikini after his divorce was final. Wonder who the lucky gal is? Or maybe he just bought it to wear around the house on Saturdays. Because, you know, he is Tiger Woods and all.

Lindsay Lohan’s stylish ankle bracelet

Thursday, April 14th, 2011

Celebutard and repeated parole violator Lindsay Lohan is shown here wearing a stylish new ankle bracelet along with her bikini. I swear whenever I see someone wearing one of these, it always reminds me of those electronic fences they have for dogs. I suppose Lindsay’s ankle bracelet performs much the same function. That doesn’t change the fact that she looks great in a bikini though!

Patricia Heaton loses her belly button

Tuesday, April 12th, 2011

Here we see the lovely Patricia Heaton of Everybody Loves Raymond fame carousing on the beach. Only, there’s something out of place – ahh that’s it – she’s missing a belly button! How in the world does that happen? Immaculate conception? Afraid not. Apparently she had a tummy tuck and in the process lost her belly button. I dunno about you, but I think it’s a little creepy looking. I also think Patricia was cute as a button before she mangled her body like this. Celebrities!

Bikini Bottom Mishap

Thursday, January 27th, 2011
evangeline lilly picture

Here’s the lovely Evangeline Lilly trying to surf in Hawaii. Turns out the surf got the best of her and tried to take her bottoms right off. This is one bikini mistake I’m super happy to have seen as I’m sure most of you here will agree with.

Wardrobe Malfunction

Monday, January 10th, 2011

Poor Whitney Port. Her bikini just won’t stay on. The multi-colored leopard print string tie bikini looks like it has a mind of its own. The cups are migrating west while the bottoms are migrating south. Perhaps she just got tumbled in a big wave (hey, it’s possible) or maybe it’s an old suit and the elastic has worn away. Or maybe she should get just a bikini that fits.