This lady found herself a clever way of laying down in the sand without squishing her boobs. I guess for some that hurts them. Anyways her idea was genius as you can see in the above picture. I think all beds and any other device you can lay down on should come equipped with something similar. That would totally boobular!
Here we see the lovely Patricia Heaton of Everybody Loves Raymond fame carousing on the beach. Only, there’s something out of place – ahh that’s it – she’s missing a belly button! How in the world does that happen? Immaculate conception? Afraid not. Apparently she had a tummy tuck and in the process lost her belly button. I dunno about you, but I think it’s a little creepy looking. I also think Patricia was cute as a button before she mangled her body like this. Celebrities!
We seem to have somewhat of a fascination with meat and bikinis. Lady Gaga’s meat bikini comes to mind. You’ve seen the meat bikini, now meat (get it, meat? ha!) the ham-bikini! I wasn’t able to find much information on this fashion nightmare, but all I can say is you’d have to be a pretty confident type to wear a bikini like this. I have to wonder what those pork heads are made of!
Here’s the lovely Evangeline Lilly trying to surf in Hawaii. Turns out the surf got the best of her and tried to take her bottoms right off. This is one bikini mistake I’m super happy to have seen as I’m sure most of you here will agree with.
Poor Whitney Port. Her bikini just won’t stay on. The multi-colored leopard print string tie bikini looks like it has a mind of its own. The cups are migrating west while the bottoms are migrating south. Perhaps she just got tumbled in a big wave (hey, it’s possible) or maybe it’s an old suit and the elastic has worn away. Or maybe she should get just a bikini that fits.
Her day probably started out normal enough. A friend called to invite her to the beach, she dug out a bikini, put some drinks in a cooler and headed out. And then she must have not moved for the next six hours because not only does she look as red as a lobster but those tan lines are crisp.
One word: sunscreen.
Have fun peeling dead skin off your butt.
Long and leggy Uma Thurman has the height that most women would love to have. But I guess being tall has its drawbacks like super slouching. She may be hunched over for a reason and this just happens to be a really bad photo, but the slouchy posture is not lending her cleavage a good look. In fact, it looks like this tank top-like bikini top is about to leave her hanging. So word to the wise: Don’t slouch and sag.
It seems that Kate Moss is following in Sienna Miller’s footsteps. Both have been caught with their bottoms partway down as they climb out from the water. Perhaps crack flashing is the cool new thing to do. By the way, where is her bikini top? ?
It was only a matter of time. Big Boobs Heidi and her little strapless bikini to were bound to part ways. A little band of fabric is not going to keep you covered, especially if you’re splashing about bouncing around your silicone-filled tatas. Not very smart. Then again, this is the person who had a 10 plastic surgery procedures all in one go at the ripe old age of 23.
Here are some signs that your bikini top is too small:
1) You have sideboobs.
2) You have underboobs.
3) You have both sideboobs and underboobs.
If you’re still not sure, take a look in the mirror and ask yourself, “does all this extra boob-spillage look normal?” If you’re still uncertain, you should probably stay away from bikinis altogether.
