Bikinis are for women.

Bikinis, the two-piece swimwear that’s designed to cover breasts and private areas, are for women. I’m not sure if everyone knew that, so I thought I’d put it out there for the purposes of clarification. I’m not sure why a man would 1) get the idea to put on a bikini and 2) think it’s a good a idea and 3) think it’s a good idea to wear during a game of cricket. Actually, reason #3 would probably be to distract the opposing team, so I guess it’s a good tactic, but wearing next to nothing in a ball sport where balls go flying is, well, ballsy.

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